Lovely Inga

I'm fairly new to this whole being a good boyfriend thing, but I'm starting to get used to it. It was Ciara's birthday last Friday and a few of us intended on going into town for a quiet few scoops. Me, Fish, Hixon and Ghosty got the bus together, planning on meeting the girls in there. 30 seconds after hopping off the bus we got a business card from a 'gentlemens club' stating its free admission. We thought we were cheeky by going in for a quick pint before meeting up with everyone else. This is where we came across lovely Inga, also known as my new bit on the side when I have the money. She was a mix of a foreign princess and a foreign hooker, ya know the type that would have sex for money because her rich dad told her not to. Anyways we had a few laughs and a pint or two. We all got our story straight so the girls wouldn't catch us out. We were in the clear until Ghosty folded faster than Superman on laundery day and spilled the beans about everything. I think he was jealous that Inga liked me more. But there we were in the middle of messers, just about to hand Ciara her birthday present when it happened. I thought it was gonna turn into a bit of a domestic and her and Gwen would kick my ass (Gwen done that later on in the night but thats only because I shunned her). As you'd imagine I was in trouble.. but only because I didn't invite Ciara to the strip club too. What a hero, right? We returned around 1am to visit lovely Inga again but it wasn't the same. However on her own birthday Ciara volunteered to pay for a stripper for her boyfriend so that made me forget about Inga. I told her that I couldn't do it as it was her birthday blah blah blah, so we bought her a stripper instead. She seemed to enjoy it far too much for a straight chick. We filled the rest of the night with dodgy booze and lotsa laughs. Me and Fish saw an old guy chatting up some girl in Porter house. Naturally we named him John and spent a half hour egging him on in the backround. It was going well until her boyfriend showed up.. bad times!
Thats about it for today, I gotta get some kip for Coldplay tomorrow (going to be fucking epic. Liam Redmond tearing it up all night long!)
And a nice happy birthday to Mikey whos a big geaser today.
PEACE
'Big Tuna'