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The Zoo (as picked by Burnsy)

The zoo - greatest place on earth, even better than Disney Land Paris. Well crack houses have proved more fun than there. Bad part is that they'd both cost you an arm and a leg. Question is, is it really worth it to see some foreign animal sit on its arse, not do anything and still get luxury for it? Bollox! If I done that I'd be hoofed out like a camel to get a job, not the smartest idea, right? Moral of the story is don't go to the zoo. Get a transit van full of Mexicans, a few bottles of tiquela, some decent drugs and a crack house. In the mornin you'll be none the wiser. Props to B-rack and his crack shack.
Peace Out
LB

Whoopi Goldberg makes a disasterous lesbian

I finally read Darren's mein kamff© last night. One of his points really stood out, well two if you count the Norwegians never leaving Norway, but he said "pandas should either repopulate or go extinct, we're sick of this will they wont they shit. They're like Ross and Rachael." I completely agree. I think Noah (from Noah's ark) would be pretty pissed off, i mean think of all that effort pissed down the kitchen sink. Animals take after humans. All we do is kill each other, maybe thats why the Norwegians never leave? Besides killing someone is like -50 God points. Being killed is +25 (mostly sympathy points) but it still works out well enough if ya get sliced up. Poor Hitler must be in the shit, think of how little god points he has! God must have created Finglas so he wouldn't seem like such a twat. Much love to B-rack.
Peace Out
LB

The recession

The recession is a dick, its pissing me off good and proper. How thick are people? They create money, financial systems, the stock market - everything. But the dopey bastards also create recession. Now people are loosing their jobs, except bus men/women, but they get clattered around anyway, right? And pimps and hookers, it's a golden age for them. They're rolling in it, Literally in some cases! Nasty business that. How some people get their kicks is just a tad bit scary (yes thats a cheap shot at Burnsy and his unlicensed morticians). I reckon B-rack could sort it out, that guy is a fucking legend! Mostly because I'm convinced that he's the Rock's twin brother. Speaking of which listen to Jay-Z's new song 'my president is black', just pure quality.
Bad times. I'm awfully bored these days. I've been watching 'come dine with me' a lot (thats my new thing), its not half as shit as it sounds.. really! Im not sure if thats a good or bad thing. That for some ungodly reason got me to thinking, where the fuck did Amy MacDonald go? Is she on celebrity come dine with me? - Peter Stringfellow was so anything could happen. Or is it possible that shes off having a threesome with David Gray and Dido? God I hope so. I'd be their offspring.
Anyway its time to be hitting the aul dusty trail.
Peace out
LB